Now, I've been working downtown in St. Paul for about three months so far, and I've become ... a commuter. This is a different, strange breed of people. The Minnesota Nice in everyone takes a bit of a back burner to the commuter in everyone. Me? I become a little aggressive. Not dangerous, but soon I'm squeezing myself into lanes before they let me in and muttering to myself as someone edges their way into the space I left between me and the car in front of me. Some people turn to RAGE, like I witnessed as a woman from Ohio merged into the left lane going 45 mph during morning rush hour traffic. There was much flailing and hand gestures. Traffic brings out the interesting in people.
That brings me to new popsicle #1 -
meet the RoadRagesicle.
This popsicle is mad.
This popsicle is provoked.
This popsicle is going to get to work on time
if it's the last. thing. it. does.
meet the RoadRagesicle.
This popsicle is mad.
This popsicle is provoked.
This popsicle is going to get to work on time
if it's the last. thing. it. does.
Like all Minnesotans in traffic, they look normal until tested. This popsicle looks like your run-of-the-mill fudgesicle, but just try it, and you'll find out that it's got more zing than you bargained for. Sweet at first, then burns your throat a bit like the last "JUST GO!!" you shouted out your window.
I may need to mention now that this popsicle is more of an acquired taste.
What you'll need:
-Instant chocolate pudding. (the chocolatier, the better)
-Milk, to make the chocolate pudding
-Optional: cocoa powder. (that is, if you're the dark chocolate lover kind)
-Cinnamon. mm mm.
-Chili Powder (going primal? Mayan style)
-and, as always, popsicle molds.
To make: If all you have are chili flakes (like I did) try to grind them up with mortar and pestle or any sort of material that will whittle it down to more of a powder. Prepare the pudding and dish some into a small bowl. If you're more of a dark chocolate kind of person, add cocoa powder, enough to make the cocoa ratio a little higher. Add chili powder to pudding, to taste. If it's too much, add more pudding. If it's not enough, add more powder. It should taste like chocolate and then kick in with some heat on the back end of it. Add cinnamon to taste, for some sweet, toasty warm familiarity. Then load it into your mold and let freeze. Feel free to give it angry eyes ... just don't give it a car.
Now, if spice and chocolate is not your thing (it sure is out there), I've got another popsicle that will make you smile just like you've hit free-flowing traffic.
This pudding is classic, like Coca-Cola. Except it's not made out of pure sugar and carbonation.
Meet The Puddin'sicle.
This popsicle is cake, but not made from cake. It's a cup of tea, no tea included. It's like Mac and Cheese, and don't think that thought hasn't crossed my mind. What I'm saying is, it's easy, it's delicious, and you better believe I already ate two.
Materials:
-Chocolate Pudding
-Pistachio Pudding
-Cocoa Powder, again, for those who love dark chocolate
- Milk, to prepare the pudding.
So, easy as pie, make your ingredients - prepare the pudding and make sure you do it quick. You don't want it to set before you're off making swirls and mixes. As my mold only lets me do a certain amount of swirling, I dumped in the not-yet-set pistachio pudding and blopped in a bit of chocolate. Then I pushed in the popsicle stick, dragging down some of the chocolate into the middle. Feel free to make any designs you like - the prettier, the more delicious.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. The moral of the story is - no matter how much the seasons change, popsicles will stay awesome. So, as the air gets a little cooler, don't think your popsicles aren't going to get just as cool. And if you're not into cold things when you want to be warm - layer. Yogurt and fruit, chocolate and vanilla, and my favorite - strawberry and cream.
Stay tunedsicle.